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- ! Urine Box Plans ! ... new and improved! ...
- \==:==:==:==:==:==:==:==:==/ 3/2/86----
-
- Now at last, Underground_Elite brings you these ultrasophisticated box plans
- for, well, uh, I guess we just kind of bring them for you. After many months
- of keeping this puppy secret, we here at Underground_Elite have finally come
- to the consensus that the public oughtn't be kept in the dark from the wrath
- of Ma Bell, that great telephone company in the sky.
-
- The Urine Box (tm) basically creates a capacitative disturbance between the
- ring and tip wires in another's telephone headset. I have utilized this to the
- distinct advantage of the operator of the Urine box and to the disadvantage
- of the other party involved, hopefully you won't get caught.
-
- Without further a doo, wire this schematic together. Copper wire (or gold)
- will work best due to its lessened resistance. It might be a good idea to
- keep the wiring cooled, to further reduce current loss.
-
-
- 47k ohms --------------- .01 uF
- !\ !------/\/\/-----------! SPST switch !----!------)!---------!
- ! \ ! --------------- ! !
- ! !--! ! ! +
- ! !----------<-!-----!--------/\/\/------------! ----------
- ! / PVP diode ! 470k ohms ! 12 VDC !
- !/ ! _ ----------
- ! / .005 uF ! -
- SPKR 20W !-------/\/\/\/\/---------)!----<-!---------!
- ! _/ VR1 (see note1) PVP diode !
- ! !
- to RING to TIP
- (your phone) (your phone)
-
- note1 - VR1 is a three position variable resistor, enabling settings
- equivalent to 100k ohms, 210k ohms, and 320k ohms (all 110k apart).
-
- note2 - The diodes are silicon-germanium based bipolar RF reducers to limit
- current polarity reversal. If these are placed backwards the box will not
- work as intended.
-
- note3 - The speaker will emit low tones when the SPST is closed (ie the box
- is "ON") and when the settings of VR1 are moved to higher resistance the tone
- level will increase.
-
- note4 - Place setting evaluation symbols to represet the lowest resistance
- setting for VR1 to be "STEAM", the second (210) to be "MELT", the third (320)
- to be "VAPORIZE".
-
- Usage of box.
-
- Use in place of your normal telephone receiver. Do not attempt usage as a
- regular phone. Call victim by sending tones through speaker with tape recorded
- noise. Use touch tone sounds as pulse requires electric disruption of line,
- not just audio. After answer (listen in on SPKR 1) set VR1 to desired strength
- and let her go. Victim will feel unpleasant sensations in his/her head and
- will undergo a series of high intensity seizures, not unlike epilepsy, and
- jointly proportional to VR-1 setting and time induced.
-
- Settings. (The Fun Part)
-
- STEAM. A short -poof- of water vapor condenses within the victim's earpiece,
- rendering the telephone short circuited and the victim quite dazed.
- MELT. Causes structural phase change of receiver (usually reinforced
- ureaformaldehyde plastic material - high tech). This has the unpleasant
- bonus of removing the victim's hand.
- VAPORIZE. If the victim is particularly nasty, this setting will remove his
- upper anatomy (if box is enabled properly, that is!). Continued usage
- of this setting is generally not recommended, as death or other serious
- injury will accompany.
-
- Disclaimer.
-
- Yes, I will refuse to take responsibility for your incompetence in electrical
- doings. This includes my reluctance to give court testimony, etc. etc.
-
- Wolfgang von Albatross
- Attorney at Law, ex Telco employee.
-
-
- Brought to you by the 408/245-SPAM people. 300/1200.